Iavante English Training Programme

I had a ploughman’s lunch the other day. He wasn’t very happy.

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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other, ‘Does this taste funny to you?’

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So I got home and the phone was ringing. I picked it up and said,`Who’s speaking ?’ and the voice said,`You are.’

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I rang the local building firm, I said, ‘I want a skip outside my house.’ He said, ’I’m not stopping you.’

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I was getting into my car and this bloke says, ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I said,’ Sure, You look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’

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I went to the doctor the other day. I said, ‘It hurts when I do that’. He said ‘Well don’t do it.’

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